| "i'll never do it again, i promise." i hate people who lie. delving into past is such a DANGER action. do not attempt unless armed with a glass of merlot or sleeping pills--preferably not together. people never change, so make a note for next time: bullshit-free friends only. |
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| 4 months of hermit-ness
followed by 7 days of "official" summer (3 of which were spent shopping)
-------> 1 maxed out credit card
~90ish days left of summer
shiiiittt... |
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yoshiharu tsukamoto
http://www.bow-wow.jp/
it's so sexi-ma-hott... |
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| You know the day will be amazing when:
1) the sun is shining Vancouver
2) dessert is involved
3) when Lolo provides the entertainment
4) and we don't get kicked out of the restaurant for being too loud...
Correction: when we don't get kicked out of the restaurant because I'm too loud
Cheers to Sandy and RT!!!
and a round of applause for Lolo and Nick |
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I heart...
Wife vs. Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Creation
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
The Silent Treatment (Why does this have Sher's name all over it?)
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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